this is my rating of the top ten at clix. what i'm going to do is grade these diaries on a grading scale of A to F. some of these miserable excuses for diarists might even get an F-!! oh, and by the way, if any of the people that are mentioned below don't like what i have to say, i can only say one thing, to quote zakk wylde: "GO FUCK YOURSELVES, FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE!!"
the top ten diaries: 1) Devon Aoki's Bubble Tea well, the first thing i read was that this person just bought a matching bra and panty set! OH FUCKING BOY! DARE TO DREAM ON THAT ONE! then, at the top of her diary, it says "Sit Down and Have Some Sugary Tea". ok....but only if it's laced with massive amounts of FUCKING CYANIDE!! fucking christ. this diary is such a fucking bore, it scares me. it should scare heather and ryan too. but we all KNOW that the two of them wouldn't want to ruffle any tail feathers, and put something controversial up on the top of the list. Grade: F 2) What Is A Lisa? here we fucking go again with another boring, self-centered, JATD. need i comment more? oh yeah, and what is a lisa? it reminds me of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" Well, fuck if we know. Grade: F 3) Five by Five once again, JATD. please. first she was bitching about having to put up with people who let their kids come into work and play musical books (i wouldn't want the parents to keep them out of trouble or anything), and then she goes on about "oh, i should drop a class, it's so hard, whoa is me." drop the class, don't drop the class. but get a grip, ok? Grade: F 4) And I'm Carving Myself Up ok, i stand corrected. this one is worth the salt in your wounds, babe. i liked her writing, and she's got a cool layout. Great potential factor there. Grade: B+ 5) Miss Meredith sorry hon, but you write about naps, for christ's sake. NAPS! i read four entries about this girl taking a nap....and there were only five links to her older entries listed on her main page. WTF??? suggestion: SPEED, hon, and lots of it. COKE. WHITE CROSSES! without drugs, you're boring sidney.........boring!! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!! Grade: F 6) Autumnal Fire at first, i had hopes for this one. i liked her new design. but alas, she has nothing of value to say. surprise surprise there. Grade: D 7) Just Another Fairy Tale nope, it's not a fairy tale! it's a JATD once fucking AGAIN!! and of course without any worthy fucking content!! Grade: F 8) Little Doll With A Frown once again.......no content, except what guy we like, what clothes we are picking, what school function we are going to, etc. how come these diaries are SO FUCKING POPULAR??? can someone tell me that? it's called ORIGINALITY, PEOPLE!!! Grade: D+(gotta at least give her credit for her great layout....i really liked it) But an A for effort? oh christ no! 9) Between Sanity and Freedom well guys, i can't be too hard on this chick for having a retarded diary, but it is her own fault. believe me, i tried to give her a shot, but i just couldn't keep torturing myself with reading her pathetic dribble. like she says in her current entry: she's p-m-s'ing and cramping. well, i'm sure we're all sorry we fucking missed out on that event. Grade: F and last but certainly not fucking least: (could i have a drum roll, please??) 10) Green Bunny Goddess i am SO glad i saved the best for last, let me tell ya. when i got to the entry where she went on and on about the song "Do Your Boobs Hang Low?", i just fucking stopped right there. fucking christ already! this diary has sunk to an all time low....lower than a bag of shit dust, that is. anyway....let's just say she's someone's Goddess all right, but i sure as hell don't know whose. Grade: F- are you people for real??? do you really think that the shit you write is interesting, informative, or has anything of value to say, let alone the merit to rate in the top fucking ten diaries? come on, for the love of christ! give us some content, give us a reason to read, and above all, entertain us! inspire us!! don't make us all wish we were dead.......PLEASE!! oh, and one more thing: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF OF YOUR MOUSE, AND QUIT CLICKING ON YOUR LINK FIVE HUNDRED TIMES!! WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE CHEATING!! FOR FUCK'S SAKE ALREADY!! to heather and ryan: do you pay ANY attention whatsoever to some of the bullshit you are putting up on the top ten? doesn't bother you guys that you are throwing out some of the really GOOD diarists, only to replace them with shit? do you really think that since friday "Devon Aoki's Bubble Tea" has earned 134 clicks in and 153 out? and that is just one of the top ten...the rest have unreal fucking numbers, too! hell, i would at least FUCK my way to the top instead of cheating!! damn! so please guys, spare us. give us all some fucking credit, ok? ok, end of rant guys. oh, and hey.....let me know what you think of this whole mess in my gbook, k? and NO!!! i don't want to hear ANYTHING from the cheating assholes i just spewed upon! so to the top ten cheaters, DO NOT WRITE ME TO BITCH. why? because it will just make me fucking laugh at my screen all the more... so, for now - peace all, i'm out~ jj by the way......here's the results to a quiz i recently took. this cracked my shit up! i got this from coffee-flesh's journal. check this out:You are Sadie. You're a complete bitch and you know it but don't care. Only weak willed people and emotional masochists hang around you because no one could stand your caustic nature. You play your music loud, scowl at everything anyone has to say and display general antisocial behaviour. Not many people like you. You probably even have bad hygiene, but fuck hygiene anyway. |
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is this shit me, or what? damn! except i really really really don't smell, i swear to god! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
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