because i, jj, love to "poke sharp sticks at the animals" so to speak - (HEH!), this is an entry in the spirit of poking a little fun at the owner of the site friday five. now, before some of you self-righteous, high and mighties start launching campaigns against me, screaming to the rooftops to one and all that "jj is evil and shall be destroyed", please be advised that if you would like to notify the owner of friday five, please hit the link, and KNOCK YOURSELF THE FUCK OUT. why? because i think if she sees it, she just might see the satire and humor in it. actually, the following entry has kind of been done before, and i'm thinking that it was done by a friend of mine but i can't remember who just right off hand. i have an idea, but i'm not sure. so if you read this, and you know that it's you, let me know on my tag-board, k? now, with that said, happy reading! heh!
1. Explain why you started to prostitute the small blacktop drives of your trailor park. well heather, (i can call a lady like you heather, right?) i started being a two-bit hooker when bubba left me all alone in our double-wide to fend for our 12 chitlins, and that 20 a week was more money than i ever seen! now, i'll never go back to my job at the piggly wiggly, i swar! 2. Do people you interact with day to day or family members know about your prostitution career? Why or why not? well...yes. but the only reason they know an'thing is cuz i have a very strict rule about having relations with my brothers or cosins. (popps bubblegum loudly). 3. Do you have a theme for your prostitution, or do you use a costume in any way? why, funny you ask that, heather. i always try to use my lil bo peep costume, cuz it turns my johns on. som'times, i even earn 30 dollars, can you b'lieve that? and even tho my outfit is all ratty, them men don't mind. hell, they just want a piece of ole twila, an'way. 4. What direction would you like to have your career go in over the next year? i would love to get out on those city streets, and get a taste of city men. these trailer park streets look shorta and shorta every year...and i bet if'n i moves to the city, i can make 40 whole dollars a week! those girls down at the piggly wiggly would be so jealous, they'd turn a pea green with envy! 5. Pimp five of your favorite hookers. well, let's see: there's edna, foosgold, searchn, kaitlyn, and cortney. i would name some more, but i don't want to ruffle any more tail feathers down at the piggly wiggly, so i'll just name those five. well, i hope you've thoroughly enjoyed this episode of "jj's a sick dog". damn, sometimes i really crack myself the fuck up! until next time, xxx~ jj8:24 a.m. - February 16, 2003
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