ok, so can anyone say, hey jj, that last entry was totally fucking whimpy? yeah, ok...you're all right. but fuck off anyway.
today i get out of school early, and so i'm all like yeah, i can watch montel, he always has some good shit on. right. you know what he had on his show today? FUCKING WILLIAM SHATNER. ok, check this out..good ole will has been a joke in our house for a long time. my kids, when they are hurt and crying, come running to me like they are dying of course, and i always say,do i need to call william shatner? rescue 911? and then of course, since my kids aren't really dying off, they quit crying and bust out laughing. did any of you ever watch that stupid show? william would be in the background of some guy burning alive in his wrecked car or something, his voice all intense and shit, and he'd be like: rescue teams responded within minutes, and now they are starting the tedious job of prying him from the wreckage with the jaws of life. i don't know about you, but that shit just cracked me up. but on montel? come the fuck on. i want paternity and shit. anyway, life is just fucking grand here. NOT. but hey...would you still love me if i was constantly all cheery and shit? god i hope not. hulio called and told me he's been really sick, which is cool, i understand. but now i haven't heard from him since then. well, all i have to say is this: the man obviously knows not what he does. the man obviously knows not what it exactly means to be on the FUCKING SHIT LIST OF JJ. but he has yet to find out. i say, you learn something new every day, my friends. heh. peace, i'm out~ jj9:23 a.m. - October 03, 2002
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