SNOW MAKES MY ASS WANT TO PUKE, AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF TELLING ME WINTER IS FUN, OR I WILL HUNT YOUR STUPID ASS DOWN............

or, simply put, the pathetic ramblings of a woman stuck in winter wonderland hell......meaning, i live in iowa.

hello hello......how is everyone today?? well, i got to start my morning off right.....the first joy that i experienced was walking out my door at six this morning to let our new puppy pee, (as if that in itself wasn't bad enough), but when i opened the door in the garage to walk out into the yard, about two feet of snow fell onto my feet. what the fuck, chuck?????? man, as far back as i can remember, i have always hated snow and winter with a passion. the shit makes my ass sick!!!! i remember when i was about ten, i had a friend that moved here from florida, who eventually became my best friend. well, of course living in florida her whole life, she had never seen snow. i told her, hey, consider yourself lucky!!!! but what did she want to do??? SHE WANTED TO PLAY IN THE SNOW EVERYDAY, NO MATTER HOW FUCKING COLD IT WAS, AND FOR HOURS!!!!!! i didn't EVEN see the sense in that shit, my ass would just head on home. so since birth, yes, i have had to live in a snow covered, winter wonderland HELL. shit.

so, to further top off my day, i have to wait for my boss to call so i can tell him i can't get out of our addition to get to work, and i have been waiting for him to call back since six fucking am. i'm sure, by now, you can tell i'm a total fucking morning person......NOT!!!

all i ask of you, kiddies, is to pray for summer. sunshine. anything!

-peace, i'm out-

jj